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Cum on Asuka! Cum on Asuka!

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I like the concept i think ive played on it far more than is acceptable, she must have been covered in love piss! but mindless fun at its best well done. you should let people jizz on other things, like big bird from sesame street or jimmy cranky.

Match Day of the Dead Match Day of the Dead

Rated 4 / 5 stars

nice to see a football game

different well done

Darnell: Wrath of God Darnell: Wrath of God

Rated 3 / 5 stars

nice one

but the start button doesnt work

Skincraft Skincraft

Rated 5 / 5 stars


mine was rude as piss hope you dont mind

The-Swain responds:

Pfft this is Newgrounds, I hope there were dicks on it

Intergalactic Penguin Intergalactic Penguin

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Any game with a combination of space and none flight birds is good in my book

Retro Invaders V.3 Retro Invaders V.3

Rated 2 / 5 stars

i killed all of them

and the game didnt end

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Shad's Army Scrapbook Shad's Army Scrapbook

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i was once a soldier

nice work, down tim ein the forces gets boring, i just ate buiscuits and drank alot of tea, as i cant draw. i hope you didnt get kicked out as a result of these pictures

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Artillery Game 3 Artillery Game 3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


i was in the royal artillery and firing an artillery piece isnt that easy and i never had to blow up pacmanesc bad guys but it was still a load of fun, killed some time.

Escape the Anus Escape the Anus

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

nice one

its hard to controll but ill let you off as it has lemiwinks in it

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GeekMontage responds:

Thanks for the information.

The biggest issue with the controls is the fact that some people "tap" the keys and others will hold them down. We found that when we made the controls better for tappers, people who held them down would get upset and vice-versa. So this was our attempt of trying to make both happy.

Steelcurse Steelcurse

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


but the township of yarmouth didnt look anything like great yarmouth... disapointing